the comeback ;; michael clifford

❀ special chapter #2 : bc the last one sucked ❀

YOU LOVELIES DESERVED THIS ONE ✌︎

true esien boy aka jed: hey guys 

jace: i'm not your friend get away from me 

muddasshoe: ya get away

crusty vagina bitch flower power: wtfWHO ARE YOU ANYWAY?

true esien boy aka jed: i'm only wearing my boxers 

true esien boy aka jed: and a shirt

crusty vagina bitch flower power: i don't think i want to know that

true esien boy aka jed: vat?

true esien boy aka jed: it's just a dude

true esien boy aka jed: ith cross eyes

true esien boy aka jed: jeez

true esien boy aka jed: what number is your favorite colour 

true esien boy aka jed: mine is red 1/2

true esien boy aka jed:  GUYS I IS BORED AS A COW ON A BABY COASTER WITH A BABY WITH EBOLA EATING MY FOOT WHILE PEEING INTO A CUP

crusty vagina bitch flower power: ... i have no words

muddasshoe: don't kick him. that made me laugh.

true esien boy aka jed: i'm poopinh

muddasshoe: TMI TMI TMI TMI

true esien boy aka jed:  what's tmi

crusty vagina bitch flower power: AHAHA U SUCK BITCH U DONT' KONW ABOUT TMI IT'S TOO MUCH INFO

true esien boy aka jed: o ok

true esien boy aka jed: but...

true esien boy aka jed: my penis keeps on moving like up and done

crusty vagina bitch flower power: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK BOY I DON'T NEED TO HEAR YOUR RANTS ABOUT YOUR FUCKING PENIS

true esien boy aka jed: and i must push it downwatds to pee

true esien boy aka jed: all me right noe

true esien boy aka jed: now*

true esien boy aka jed: ok i'm done

true esien boy aka jed: washing my butt now

muddasshoe: you know what let's keep him as a magical talking dog

true esien boy aka jed: fUCK YOU HATERS I'M JED AKA UNICORN WITH HUBBIFUL HORNS

crusty vagina bitch flower power: oh god get away from me

true esien boy aka jason b.: i like penises c:

andrea: okay this has gone intersesting

audrey: THE TYPOS ARE MAKING MY FUCKING EYES BLEED.

well that just happened. i hope it made you smile or laugh :33 and um well the typos r on purpose btw