the comeback ;; michael clifford

CHAPTER TWENTY NINE :(

crusty vagina bitch liar: hello

michael: um hi?

crusty vagina bitch liar: this is jace's mom

michael: ooH SHIT JACE WTF DID U DO
           [ WARNING: MESSAGE NOT SENT ]

um jace: and i would like to apologize

michael: for what?

um jace: for prANKING YOU SO BAD THAT'S WHUT

michael: you bitch.

um jace: my parents just checked my contacts so i switched ur name to michael again.

i frogot his name: oh yay

bitch please: i'm so fat

i frogot his name: no ur not bae

bitch please: ur so skinny

mabye it's faggot: aw thanks but nah

bitch please: i was talking to calum

maybe it's faggot: omf... ur name is bitch please in my contacts... and omF I CAN JUST WHUT LIKE aw thanks but nah 'BITCH PLEASE I WAS TALKING TO CALUM'

mrs. hood: bby pull ur pants up

nah it's fatty: wtf 

mrs. hood: why do i keep on clicking the wrong person

maybe it's fucktard?: whut the fuck r u doing jace hood

mrs. hood: brb i'm going to lose my actual virginity to calum xx

OMF CHAPTER  twenty NINE BITCHES YAS and um anybody get the pre-chapter reference;) audrey u probably do 

-andrea xx