s l i c e #19

668 26 2
                                    

Boy | Samuel | Samantha

"Good day. This is Will's Pizza Place, we serve the best pizzas in town. What do you like to order?"

"Yeah. Uhm... Veggie Express"

"Anything else, sir?"

"Can I get an advice?"

"Not really good with those but okay, I'll try"

"What should I give to my girlfriend when she's on her period?"

"Lmao bro, you sure asking me that?"

"Oh right, sorry"

"Give her what she wants, what she craves?"

"She doesn't wanna talk to me when she's on her period lol"

"Give her flowers or chocolates? I don't know, really"

"She's allergic to those"

"Oh too bad"

"Yeah, I guess I'll figure this out my way, anyway thanks, man"

"No problem"

"The address is Block 45 Mangrove Street-"

"Block 45 Mang-...wait"

"Yeah?"

"By any chance, is your girlfriend named Sam?"

"Oh, you know Sam?"

"Kinda-"

"Steve!"

"Speaking of the devil, gotta go"

"Wa-"

*hangs up*

"...she have a boyfriend?"

Pizzeria Hotline | Epistolary Where stories live. Discover now