⚠️This chapter contains spoilers from TLEA and ACOT, you have been warned⚠️
Me: Guys, guys!
Everyone: What?
Me: We got a new ship! *waves paper note*
Hester (mumbling): I swear if it involves me again-
Me: And no, it doesn't include Hester.
*Hester and Anadil high five*
Me: It's actually a ship that we get to bring from the dead!
Dot and Kiko: Oooooo!
Nicola: What is it?
Me: Well, you just gotta wait and see!
*claps hands in the air 5 times*
*two graves appear*
*claps hands in the air 7 times*
*nothing happens*
*silence*
*a hand suddenly emerges out of the dirt from Lesso's grave*
Everyone: *screams*
Me: IT'S ALIVE! MUHAHAHA!
Sophie *nudging Agatha and whispering*: She's gone insane!
Agatha: *nods in agreement*
*Lesso pulls herself from the grave*
*gives me a look of 'what the heck is wrong with you?'*
*stands up and dusts off her dress*
Lesso: I'm alive!
Sophie: *faints*
*someone pokes Agatha's shoulder*
Dovey: Hello darling!
Agatha: *faints*
Hort *nudging Nicola*: I think this is a twin thing.
Nicola: *shrugs*
*I clap my hands in the air twice*
*a big title appears with the words 'Lady Lesso x Professor Dovey' on it*
*two spotlights appear on Lady Lesso and Professor Dovey*
Lesso *turns to me*: Why are we here?
Dot: You're in a ship!
Kiko: Hey! It was my turn to say it!
Lesso: Wait, what is a ship?
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Dovey: Oh I see, well I like to think of Leonora as a friend, so I guess I don't ship?
Lesso: I ship.
Dot: OMG,OMG,OMG! SHE SHIPS! SHE SHI-
Lesso: Make one more sound and I won't hesitate to kill you.
Me: Um ok, do you guys ship or no?
Tedros: Nope I don't ship.
Hort: Me too.
Nicola: I ship it.
Dot: OMG I SHIP IT SO MUCH LIK-
Hester: I don't ship.
Anadil: Me neither.
Kiko: I ship!
Me: I ship it too!
Lesso: Make sure to comment the next ship you want to see.
Dovey: Bye!
