Stalking the Eyebrows

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Author: oh hey Cammy—

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Author: oh hey Cammy—

Philippines: *pushes me away* I HEARD YOU SPEAK OF A CHANCLA

Vietnam: oh god..

Brunei: Babe why..*facepalm*

Laos: Did you just call her.."babe"? *lennyface*

Philippines: wait omg really??

Brunei: *blushing* N-no!

Myanmar: I think I have found the...lost item.

Singapore: Where was it??

Myanmar: In Thailand's bathroom.

Thailand: WHY were you in there?

Myanmar: *shrugs*

Thailand: right..

Malaysia: anyway the ask has been asked.

Singapore: the sentence is probably right but just in case..say it another way.

Malaysia: huh? Okay then. The asker's ask has been asked by finding the asks.

Author: ..

Indonesia: wait the asks that the asker has ask has been ask by finding their ask?

Laos: ..

Thailand: So in order to ask her ask then her ask was in my room..

Myanmar: this is making less sense, Singapore what have you done—

Singapore: *crying in the corner* wtfwtwfwtfwwtwftwtwfwttwff

Myanmar: ..

Laos: Author lets do the dare already..-

Author: *rolling in a ball, crying* mychildbrainhurtsmychildldldoeoeoeoe

Laos: *sighs* I'll bring her to her room *picks Author up like a baby and walks out the room*

Myanmar: so...now what?

Cambodia: Perhaps the dare?

Indonesia: ohh right.

Brunei: so stalk England? Alright..

Philippines: his confidence is making me sweat and I'm not okay.

Thailand: It's Brunei's yandere time. :D

Vietnam: why are you so happy?

Thailand: I'm proud *smile*

Vietnam: holdd up—

Cambodia: aNYWAYS , back to the dare..

At England's house..

Vietnam: This is very out of character.. *putting down binoculars and sighs*

Cambodia: meh not really, especially when you stalk Thailand..*smirk*

Vietnam: ..I'll beat you up—

Indonesia: *nervous laugh* oh look he is pooping!

Everyone else: ....bro wtf

Philippines: wait why is there a window there-

Brunei: I am super uncomfortable..

Philippines: don't worry! *hugs Brunei* I gotchu boo.

Brunei: !! *blushes*

Indonesia: How about we just stalk him and to go back home and eat some rice?

Brunei: I don't think I'm hungry after I saw him take a dump..

Indonesia: we can go inside and ask for food?

Brunei: nah..his dumpings look highly similar to his food, I can't even tell the difference.

Vietnam: did you just call his food sh*t?

Brunei: I didn't stutter.

Philippines: how can Brunei be a shy baby and roast someone a second later..

Cambodia: isn't that why you love him though?

Philippines: *defeated sigh* yeahh

Vietnam: this is a great love story.

Indonesia: no.. it's amazing !

England: *looking out the window* OI! WHAT ARE YOU BLOODY PEOPLE DOING OUT THERE?! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

Brunei: WE ARE NOT EVEN INSIDE!

England: Screw you!

Philippines: I've already —*muffle*

Vietnam: *covers her mouth* Hahahahah! Sorry sir, we were just walking with and decided your house looks stunning so we just wanted to take a look outside.

England: I know

Vietnam: what?

England: my place is fantastic, don't you agree?

Philippines: is your house your food?

England: what no?

Philippines: then that means it's a good house.

Everyone: *runs away*

England: wow thanks— wait.. DID YOU JUST CALL MY FOOD BAD YOU BLOODY WANKER—

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Singapore: huh..Brunei is a savage..and Phil.

Thailand: anyway, that's all for this dare/ask so..

Malaysia: ASK

Myanmar: OR

Laos: DARE

Thailand: VOTE

Singapore: AND COMMENT

EVERYONE: Byeeee~~

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