Ask or Dare Asean 10

Drunk

Dare: I dare them to become drunk and kick their colonizers assess.

Laos: Oh heck. yeah!! *evil chuckle*

Cambodia: Wanna team up *goes next to Laos and smirks*

Laos: mhm..

Philippines: Welp. ..Then let's go..

Buddhist ASEAN countries: Hello we exist-

Philippines: No time. Let's go!! I wanna kick Spain's butt!!!

Vietnam: I am just gonna do France then..

Indonesia: Netherlands??

Brunei: England-

Malaysia: Me too.

Singapore: same

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Thailand: *sighs* I don't have to get drunk at least ...

Me: Meh..

All(except me and Thailand): *gets drunk*

Philippines: Rebbyy??

Vietnam: Hah??

Indonesia: Wuttt??

Cambodia: WHY TF DOES MARMAR HAVE NO PANTS ON!? *blushes*

Myanmar: WUtt?? NooOo I NOtt!!

Malaysia: Did you just call HEm MarMar?! DAt Cwtee.

Cambodia: Yes..Thank youu I me yes cutee...hegeh.

Thailand: Oh my buddha- guys just do the dare soo you can go to sleep are something..

Indonesia: hahahha!!

Brunei: WHy am i Do thisi?!

Philippines: Becaue U wuve Mehh

Brunei: *blushes*

Thailand: Wha? What are you guys saying?--

Later

America: THAT IS WHY WE SHOULD INSTEAD USE HAMBURGERS TO HELP THE EARTH~~~!!

England: Tch. would you eat it all anyways,?

America: *sighs* your right..

Door: *falls to ground*

Indonesia: HeyyYa!!

Netherlands: Oh, uhm hi-

Philippines: Where the hell is Spain at?!

Cambodia: *realizing something* Wait- Does it have to be a western country, Manhu Dasey?~~

Me: Your choice..

Cambodia: *looks at Thailand*

Thailand: *nervously looks away*

Cambodia: I'll just do France then..he did a whole damn century..Bung Tuh Thom Theit.~~.*rolls eyes and giggles like a 14 year old boy*

Thailand: Phew..wait...DID YOU SAY I HAVE A SMALL DIC-

Philippines: I am gonna do Spain.

Spain: Wut?

Philippines: *lightly punches his face*

Spain: What the-

Vietnam: WHERE IS THE FRENCH-COLONIZED-COUNTRY-AT?!

Laos: Sabaidee~~

Cambodia: Suedei~~ (or Jom Reap Sur~~ Your choice)

All three of them: *looks at France with an evil smirk*

France: *blinks and runs away*

All three of them: *runs faster to him and beats him up*

Myanmar: *sighs* Where is-

Malaysia: That Brit..

England: *hiding under the table*

Singapore: *sees him* Aha!!

England: *screams like a little girl*

Brunei: ATTACK!

All four: *beats him up softly...except for Burma/Myanmar*

Indonesia: I uh-

Netherlands: Uhm..so-

Indonesia: May I please beat you up..?

Netherland: Maybe..

Indonesia: Just please?

Netherlands: .....fine..-

Indonesia: *leaps on him and beats him up*

Me: Why was that one kinder?

Indonesia: ...

Indonesia: I might kill him ya know..The normal..

Me: DAT IS NOT NORMAL-