His Pyro And graffiti Artist (breakfast club)

busted

Me and bender were in the gym playing basket ball when Vernon came busting in and pulling us both to the libary

He pushed us both inside and I rolled my eyes

"Get your stuff, let's go! Mr and ms. Wiseguy  here has taken it upon themselves to go to the gymnasium. I'm sorry to inform you, you're going to be without their services for the rest of the day."

"B-O-O H-O-O!" Me and bender both said to Vernon at the same time,

"Everything's a big joketo the to of you,huh? The false alarm you pulled, Friday, false alarms are really funny, aren't they...spray painting my office....spray painting the school....all the fires you set wisp. ..What if your home, what if your family... ...what if your dope was on fire?" Vernon asked as and me and bender shared a look,

"Impossible, sir..." i started and bender finished by saying,

"it's in Johnson's underwear..."

Andrew laughs.

"You think their funny? You think this is cute? You think their bitchin', is that it? Lemme tell you something. Look at him, them their bums. You wanna see something funny? You go visit John Bender and wisp Johnson in five years! You'll see how God damned funny they are!What's the matter, John,wisp? You two gonna cry? Let's go..."

I rolled my eyes

Vernin put his hands on mine and John's shoulder and bender snarled at him,

"Hey keep your fuckin' hands off us! We expect better manners from you, Dick!"

Bender takes his sunglasses out of his pocket and lays them in front of Andrew.

"For better hallway vision!" I said and me and Bender leaves but not before pushing stuff over on the way.

Vernon pushes us into a closet

"That's the last time, Bender,wisp. That's the last time you ever make me look bad in front of those kids, do you hear me? I make $31,000 dollars a year and I have a home and I'm not about to throw it away on some punks like you...But someday, someday. When you're outta here and you've forgotten all about this place... And they've forgotten all about you and you're wrapped up in your own pathetic life...I'm gonna be there. That's right. And I'm gonna kick the living shit out of you two, I'm gonna knock your dicks in the dirt!"

Me and bender shared a shocked look,

"Are you threatening us?" Bender asked and Vernon answered,

"What're you gonna do about it? You think anybody's gonna believe the two ofyou? You think anybody's gonna take your twos word over mine? I'm a man of respect around here. They love me around here, I'm a swell guy...you two are a lying sack of shit! And everybody knows it. Oh, you're a real tough guys...come on, come on...get on your feet, pal! Let's find out how tough you are! I wanna know right now, how tough you are! Come on! I'll give you the first punch, let's go! Come on, right here, just take the first shot! Please, I'm begging you, take a shot! Come on, just take one shot, that's all I need, just one swing..." me and bender just sat there and looked at this man like he was crazy,

Vernon fakes a punch and Bender and i flinch

"That's what I though...you're a gutless turd!"

Vernon leaves and locks the closet door after him. Bender and me climb into a hatch in the ceiling and disappear

Bender started telling me a joke as we climb threw the ceiling

"A naked blond walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bar- tender says: "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says..."

The ceiling under Bender gives and he falls through.

"Oh shit!!!!" Bender says as he falls and I poke my head out,

"You ok?"

He stands up and everyone looks at us,

I hopped out and landed on my feet,

"What we forgot our pencils." I said and then we heard Vernon so me and him quickly ducked under clairs and Andrew's table

"What was that ruckus?"

"Uh, what ruckus?" Andrew asked

" I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus!"

"Could you describe the ruckus, sir?" My brother asked

"Watch your tongue young man, watch it!"

Bender is looking between cClaire's legs. He sits up and bangs his head on the table. He groans. Above the table, Andrew and Claire try to take credit for the noise by making more noise.

"What is that? What, what is that, what is that noise?" Vernin asked

Bender looks between Claire's legs and can see her panties. He puts his head between Claire's legs.

"What noise?" Andrew asked and Clair continued

"Really, sir, there wasn't any noise..."

Claire squeels. She squeezes Bender's head between her knees. Everyone starts faking a coughing fit.

Clair clearly red asked "that noise?Was that the noise you were talking about?"

"No, it wasn't. That was not the noise I was talking about. Now, I may not have caught you in the act this time, but you can bet I will."

Allison laughs at Vernon.

" You make book on that missy!  And you! I will not be made a fool of!"

He turns and walks away. I poke my head out and snicker as I  see that he still has the toilet seat cover stuck to his pants. Vernon leaves. Everyone laughs except Claire who lets Bender out to a barage of slaps.

" It was an accident!"

"You're an asshole!"

"So sue me..."

Bender gets up and walks over to Brian.

" So, Ahab...Kybo Mein Doobage.."

My brother gives bender the bag and me and bender walk off fo the back of the libary.

"Yo waistoid...you two are not gonna blaze up in here!"

Claire gets up and goes after him. Then Brian.

"Shit..." Andrew gives in and follows after us.

Brian, Bender and Claire are sitting in a circle and laughing hysterically. Bender lights Claire up and she coughs the smoke out. Brian laughs at her. He exhales and tries to eat the smoke. He talks in a really weird voice.

"Chicks, cannot hold der smoke! That's what it is!" My brother and I rolled my eyes,

"Speak for yourself."

"Facts your sister can hold her smoke better then everyone in our little group other than me."

"We tied." I said w in th a shrug and bender agreed