roggie baby: guess what i just got suspended again
grandpa: AGAIN?
freddiekins: roger you big fucking idiot whAT DID YOU DO
stalker alert: jesus take the wheel
roggie baby: i was in chemistry and whilst mrs morgan was speaking, i stood up, walked over the the experiment supplies and smashed a thermometer on purpose because i wanted to see what mercury looks like on its own because apparently it goes all funky
grandpa: im dating a fuckin nobhead i swear- wHat GAIN did you get out of this?!
roggie baby: i got to see what it looks like! its so cool, look ill send a pic
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found this on google but its cool as shit
freddiekins: im honestly flattered told you i was cool
roggie baby: ur surname isnt even mercury yet, its just a nickname, slow down cowboy
freddiekins: iT WILL BE THOUGH as soon as i can im changing it legally passport and everything
stalker alert: why mercury?
freddiekins: because he was a roman god and thats cool
grandpa: he wasnt exactly the most significant one. he was just a messenger
freddiekins: sO? he's a cool geezer
roggie baby: so basically your name will translate to 'freddie postman'
grandpa changed freddiekins' display name to freddie postman
stalker alert: fREDDIE POSTMAN LMAO BYE
freddie postman: i have accepted my new identity
grandpa: aye you're like postman pat
stalker alert: good god i loved that show
freddie postman: postman pat (the character) was overrated. his cat was the baddest bitch of them all i forgot her name what was her name?
stalker alert: jess
freddie postman: deaks were you a full ass stan or something?
stalker alert: why of course had a fanpage and everything
roggie baby: wait did you really????
stalker alert: nO you dumbass
grandpa: i bet you did @postmanpatswhore ^ bet that was his username
