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Nike

Interview #39

Me: Oh gawd what have I gotten myself into?

Nike: You've gotten yourself into a talk with a winner, Hon. Obviously, you need some advise! You aren't a winner!

Me: Lady, I'm a winner!

Nike: I'd prefer if you call me Mrs. Winnerz. Now, let's talk about me winning!

Me: Fine. *puffs out cheeks*

Me: Do you have any friends?

Nike: WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?!?

Me: It's just that you talk about winning so much, I'd think no one would want to be your friend!

Nike: You are my friend.

Me: Nope.

Nike: I'm a goddess, and I'll blast you to shreds, unless you say that you'll be my friend!

Me: *gulps* I might be your friend!

Nike: BE MY FRIEND!!!

Me: Alright...

Me: *whispers under breath* I'm not your friend...