the 100 group chat (au)

28.

"THE DELINQUENTS"

Jasper: Random question. How much do each of you weigh rounded to the nearest tenth?

Lincoln: What?

Jasper: Nvm

SIX HOURS LATER

Jasper: Everyone meet me behind this address (in swimwear preferably). 100 Juniper Dr.

Octavia: Jasper that's your address

Jasper: I know. Meet me out back

Bellamy: Is it bad I had to put that into the GPS?

Murphy: You're a fucking idiot Blake

Bellamy: Shut up Murphy

Lincoln: Is this why you asked about our weight?

Jasper: Stop asking questions and get your butts out here

Clarke: Aw Jazzy

Octavia: What?

Clarke: We got kayaks 💛💛

Jasper: Yep

Bellamy: Kayaks?

Jasper: One for each of us. I rented them and figured we could go out to one of the little islands offshore

Clarke: Jazzy it's perfect💛💛💛💛💛💛

Murphy: I haven't seen Clarke use this many hearts since I got her that Gilmore Girls T-shirt for her birthday 3 years ago

Clarke: And I will forever cherish that shirt Murph

Murphy: Love you Clarkie

Clarke: Love you too Roach

Lincoln: I've never seen her show Bellamy that much affection

Bellamy: w h o a bAcK UP

Clarke: Here's some hearts for Bellamy- ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Octavia: Aw precious

Jasper: The smol beeeeeans!!!!

Bellamy: So Jasper got us all kayaks?

Jasper: For the night—

Clarke: Thank youuuuuuuuuu Jazzyyyyyyy

Murphy: Whoa Clarkie chill out

Clarke: Ew Murph. You sound like Josie

Lincoln: Who is Josie