Captain Canada and Paris Girl

17 - socks

sorry for yesterday :/

lol dont worry it was hilarious :D

i acted like weirdo

not really tbh

seriously ?

nope you acted like a 20 year old who

needed to get laid

kinda...

youre not even sorry tbh

yea im not really sorry

if i had the chance id have sex with you

but my morals are "in the way" ofc

yea

dont you have morals ?

i do

live life, without being a jerk, man whore and vegan

lol the vegan thing

you eat meat right ?

offc

offc ?

of fucking course

iD DIE WITHOUT CHICKEN

sAME

or just steak omfg id die

even tho i like the vegetarian or vegan concept its nothing for me :/

i just think meat is wonderful tbh

exactly !

can i help you with your list now ?

sure :) clothing first btw

are you gonna shop where youre going ?

yeah

5 tshirts

6 bottoms

underwear for everyday + 5 extra

bra's (dont forget lacey ones ;) )

urgh...

2 oversized sweaters

2 oversized t shirt

a pair of sandals

sneakers, boots

heels (maybe ? idk)

a practical jacket

leggings (only you bc guys who wear that are weird..)

lmao :p

shorts (bc italy and spain + its summer)

bathing suits (obv bikinis)

why not a one piece ?

bc bikinis are hotter

one pieces can be "hot" too ya know -_-

sure...

headwear

and dont forget these :

fucking sOCKS !

huh

dont leave your fucking house without these bc you'll need them

certainly in your sneakers

why tf ?

bC YOUR FEET WILL SMELL LIKE CHEESE AND ILL BE ABLE TO SMELL IT

ALL THE WAY TO AMERICA

i bet you forgot socks when you traveled once...

i did and i was a fucking mess

did you stink the whole place where you were staying ?

obviously

the hotel staff delivered 5 deodorant bottles at my suite...

aHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAH

IM CRYING

OMFVGUH

5 BOTTLES

I WILL USE THIS AGAINST YOU NOW

dONT BLACKMAIL ME

hey actually i've heard this before

huh ? who tf had the same experience ?

i dont even remember

it was someone famous i think

maybe youre just having a deja vu or something

maybe. idek anymore

i'm gonna eat something ill be back in 15 min. okay ?

sure :) see ya

im gonna pack my luggages a bit :)

do that :)

bye babe

its literally 15 min captain -.-

stfu i wanna be cute and all

okay

FAREWELL MY DEAR BELOVED

BYE BOOTY CALL OF THE WEEK

*feeling hurt*

*smirks bc reached goal*

urgh this wasnt romantic captain

i know parisgirl i just wanted to see if you're morals are actually real

*throws a pillow with a brick inside of it at you*

feistyyyy

see ya

see ya babe ;)

i just give up already -_-

goal reached

*mario finishing level noise*

we should go now or we wouldnt be able to do what we have to do

okay :)

:)

:)

OMG MY MESSAGE (THIS ONE) IS THE LAST !

// AW THEY COULDNT STOP TALKING ITS SO CUTE //