Chapter Seven: Trolling

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An: So..Back. xD

Disclaimer: I do not own Homestuck...or the music..how sad. DX

Chapter Seven: Trolling

After I was finished cleaning my hallway and room of the imps, I made my way back to my computer as I wiped off my bat.

Whisling to Sexy bitch by Leah, I walked over before sitting into my awesome rolley chair and continuing my awesome whisling. Once done doing so, I opened my new labtop and looked at my new messages.

And DAMN were there a lot of them.

From..Karkat...

Hmm...

Should I...Or should I not?

Meh..Might as well.

Smirking, I flexed my fingers and got ready to type, absentmindedly turning on my iPod.

-- carcinoGenetisist [CG] began trolling musicalMuse [MM] at 17:38 --

CG: HUMAN

--musicalMuse [MM] is an idle chum at 17:42--

CG: QUIT IGNORING ME!

--musicalMuse [MM] is an idle chum at 17: 58--

CG: DO YOU WANT ME ANGRY!?

--musicalMuse [MM] is an idle chum at 18: 11--

CG: DAMN IT! ANSWER ME!

--musicalMuse [MM] is an idle chum 18:29--

CG: IM GETTING TIRED OF THIS!

MM: Is there a reason to your being so angry?

CG: SO YOU FINALLY ANSWER YOU DAMNED NOOKSNIFFER!

MM: ..Insulting me isn't very wise.

CG: I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT YOU SAY!

MM: Mmhmm...And how do you feel about that?

CG: VERY AN-..WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT!?

MM: One that stopped you in your tracks, obviously.

CG: YOU!

MM: Yes?

CG: HFBGWKBFSKHBKB!!!!

MM: Hmm..I don't speak insensate.

CG: WHAT?

MM: I do believe this conversation is irrelevant. Please explain to me why your trying to speak to me? And if its to just troll me I must say, you aren't doing a very efficient job.

CG: AGHHH!!

MM: Frustation seems to be the pentacle of your being.

CG: I WILL KILL YOU YOU MOTHERFUCKING BULGELICKING NOOKSNIFFER!

MM: I do believe you have anger issues CG, maybe you should consult with someone about what irks you so?

CG: OFHBNKJFSKJSBKJB!

MM: You seem to be even more frustrated now. Is there a reason for this?

CG: IM TIRED OF LISTENING, NO LOOKING, AT THE SHIT YOU SPOUT OUT OF YOUR FUCKING THINKPAN!

MM: I must say that I find your way of trying to insult me to be rather dull and idiotic. I must also point out that your trolling sucks ass.

CG: THATS THE FIRST TIME I'VE HEARD YOU CURSE...

MM: Indeed...and before I leave you.

MM: Mummy they called me names

They wouldn't let me play

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