Homestuck! MsPARP Adventures!

3 - John & Dave - Friends

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JOHN: david

DAVE: johnathan

JOHN: how are you on this finest of evenings?

DAVE: mmmmm i am delightful

DAVE: and yourself my good and wonderful sir

JOHN: positively wonderous

DAVE: what a wonderful evening to be such splendid gents such as ourselves

JOHN: it is always a wonderful evening to be a wonderous gent, wonderfully

DAVE: m'yes

DAVE: anyway sup homie. how you be

JOHN: im great!

DAVE: there a reason you are so great or am i just to assume this is a natural state for you

JOHN: its pretty natural

JOHN: how are you?

DAVE: im still kickin

DAVE: talkin to this dude

DAVE: hes pretty cool i guess

DAVE: in a completely nerded out way

JOHN: oh? who?

DAVE: oh no one you know

DAVE: but youd probably like him

JOHN: oh really

JOHN: ???

DAVE: yea

DAVE: hes all into ghost busters and shit

DAVE: likes magic too

DAVE: serious boner for nic cage on top of it

JOHN: who is this man?

JOHN: i must meet him

DAVE: nah i dont know if you should

DAVE: it would kind of fuck up what ive got going on with him you know

DAVE: i mean

DAVE: you cant just waltz in and steal all my thunder with this dude

DAVE: thatd be hells of rude

JOHN: daaaaaaave

JOHN: just tell me who it is!

DAVE: no can do egburito

DAVE: someone like you comes into the picture and suddenly i dont have a shot with the guy

JOHN: i thought no one was better then you?

JOHN: werent you supposed to be the embodiement of cool?

DAVE: you make a good point

JOHN: so tell me!

DAVE: but dude let me tell you this dude

DAVE: the fucking exception to that whole deal

JOHN: ARGH!!!

DAVE: hes so cool he enjoys things just because and he doesnt even fight it

DAVE: how rad is that bro

JOHN: totally rad

JOHN: now tell me who it is!

DAVE: hold on i wanna talk about him some more