Q: Where did the vampire open his savings account?
A: At a blood bank
Q: What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
A: Watch the board and I'll go through it again!
Q: Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
A: Because he was in need of a light snack.
Q: What do you call a skeleton who won't get up in the mornings?
A: Lazy bones!
Q: What does a witch kid want for Christmas?
A: A haunted dollhouse.
**The End**
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It’s hard to say that with these jokes above, I end the joke book today (22/9/14) *cries*
I really enjoyed posting the jokes and receiving wonderful, hilarious comments from all the readers. I was always excited to post the jokes because of all of you. And you made this book reach 1M+ reads on wattpad. Thank you!
I’m going to miss this but I’ll have to say Good bye now. Thank you for being with me until the end of this. I love you guys.
Keep laughing <3 <3 <3 -hugs-
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Spooky Booky
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