Three vampires walk into a blood bar. The first two order 2 glasses of blood and the third one orders a glass of boiling water.
The bartender thinks that it’s kind of weird, but doesn’t say anything — he just gives them their drinks.
The next day, the three vampires walk into the bar and order the same thing, two glasses of blood and a glass of boiling water.
The bartender still thinks it’s weird but doesn’t say anything, he doesn’t want to be that vampire’s next victim.
But when it happened on the third day, the bartender couldn’t help but ask why. . . “Okay, I know that the three of you are vampires, so why do you two order glasses of blood but you always get a glass of boiling water?”
The third vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, “I like to make tea!”
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