One day, three guys get stranded on an island and get captured by cannibals. They get taken to the cannibal King and he decides to bargain with them.
"You must search the island for 10 fruit each. Then you have to come to me for farther instructions," said the king.
So the three guys find 10 fruit.
The king says to the first guy that he has to stick them up his butt without laughing. If he does he will die. The first guy finds apples. He sticks 5 apples up his butt before laughing.
The second guy finds 10 grapes. He sticks 9 up his butt before laughing.
In heaven, the first guy says: "Dude! You were so close! What made you laugh?"
He replies,"What made me laugh was the 3rd guy coming with 10 pineapples!"
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Thanks to Ima_AnimeGirl for sharing this joke! :)
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