luke: calum
ashton: well
calum: HELLO
luke: what do u look like
ashton: a nerd
calum: new picture message!
luke: HOLY WOW
ashton: HE'S NOT THAT CUTE
calum: shut up ashton
michael: oh well imagiNE
michael: AS I'M PACING THE PEWS IN A CHURCH CORRIDOR
luke: AND I CAN'T HELP BUT TO HEAR
michael: NO I CAN'T HELP BUT TO HEAR AN EXCHANGING OF WORDS
luke: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING SAYS THE BRIDESMAID TO THE WAITER
michael: AND YES WHAT A SHAME WHAT A SHAME THE POOR GROOM'S BRIDE IS A WHORE
luke: ID CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GOD DAMN DOOR NO
michael: IT'S MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE KINDS OF THINgS WITH A SENSE OF POISE AND RATIONALITY
ashton: stop ffs
calum: ^^^
luke: that's my jam tho
michael: FR OMFG
luke: my lady jam
calum: OMFG THAT MOVIE
ashton: i can see ur toner through those jeans luke
luke: THAT'S MY DICK
michael: I'm so confused
calum: ^ have you not seen pitch perfect
luke: ^ ???
ashton: ^ !!!!
michael: like 5 minutes of it but //:
ashton: GASP HOW
calum: watch it michael
luke: ^^
michael: I'm gonna serenade again but this time............
michael: I've TRIED PLAYING IN COOL
ashton: BUT WHEN I'M LOOKING AT YOU
michael: I CAN'T EVER BE BRAVE
luke: CAUSE YOU MAKE MY HEART RACE
calum: you guys are fucking lame
