"OK, it's late, but we've got a midnight NEWS FLASH!" Callie says.
"Wait, what's going on?! What time is it?" Marie acts.
"The Great Zapfish is back on Inkopolis Tower!" Callie says.
Whoa, for serious?! That's a shocker!" Marie responds.
Marie just... no. No more puns please, you think.
"Where was it anyway? I guess we'll never know!" Callie says.
"Well, hey, at least it's back now!" Marie responds.
"Yeah! Let's ROCK!" Callie says.
If you are at all reasonable you will tell her to knock it off, Marie.
"...At this hour?! Ehhhh, why not!" Marie says.
"Ugh, why do I even hope anymore," you say.
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"So you're telling me that you decided it would be just fine to leave me behind and risk your life, and possibly DIE, without saying a word to me?" Callie fusses at you.
"You're taking this relatively well-"
Callie slaps you, interrupting your sentence.
"When I woke up and saw that you weren't here I was worried sick! When Marie came back and told me where you were-"
"Well, technically you shook the ink out of me until I spoke-"
"QUIET!" Callie yells. "I thought you were going to die!" Her eyes tear up as she remembers all her fears. She wraps her arms around you, not letting go.
"I had to leave you behind," you tell her. "I had to protect you from whatever was going to happen."
After she finishes crying, she lets go of you.
"Just promise you will at least tell me next time," Callie says.
"I promise I will tell you next time I go somewhere," you respond.
"Okay," Callie says as she starts getting herself back together.
"Well, I think (Y/N) owes us some food since it was his idea to lie about going and getting us food," Marie says.
"Wait, what?!" you respond. "That was your idea!"
"Mmm, that's not what I remember..."
As you and Marie continue arguing, Callie begins to laugh.
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Whilst everyone is celebrating, Cap'n Cuttlefish is polishing the snowglobe that DJ Octavio is imprisoned in.
"You and your company will rue the day you beat me!" Octavio says.
"Dream on, fellow."
YOU ARE READING
(DISCONTINUED) Callie x Male Reader
FanfictionDISCONTINUED: No longer interested in writing -------------------------------------------------- This is based on the original Splatoon because I have yet to purchase the second one. Also, I do not own Splatoon, as Nintendo owns it. ...
