*All the Hades kidz (except Nico) are setting up the cabin for a movie night with the gang. Jesse just comes in with Nicolette holding Leo's monster proof TV*
Jesse: this is so heavy
Shady: well put it where it belongs
*Spilling got acid onto the spot she is going to make James sit on*
*Ebony walks to the room holding popcorn and sees Shay putting the acid*
Ebony: d-don't you think t-that's going t-to f-far?
Shady: I don't care. HE STOLE MY CHOCOLATE MILK! AGAIN!
*Ebony uses his powers to move the pillow outside, then nearly falls over but Shady catches him*
Shady: our powers are really wearing us out recently... not that I had experience with any incidents...
Jesse: I literally saw you nearly fall face flat in McDonalds and you could've if James didn't help you up and give you ambrosia
Shady: stop giving fish breath do much credit for everything... there are lots of time I saved him butt
*Ebony places bowls of popcorn everywhere while Nicolette is look through the disk for a good movie*
Nicolette: titanic?!?!
Ebony: o-oh m-my gods y-yes!
Shady: ew no. It's M rated and we are all G rated here guys
*Jesse crosses his arms and looks at Shady*
Jesse: seriously.... G rated...
Shady: yeah, we are not going to watch Jack draw rose you know what
Ebony: ............ I don't think any of us guys would do anything
Shady: of course you gay guys won't, I'm talking about the straight ones
Nicolette: Demetrius wouldn't do anything stupid
Shady: I'm running out of arguments
Jesse: it's settled, titanic it is
Shady: Ugh!!!!!!!!!!!!
*There is a knock at the door and Shady opens it. Flora, Demetrius and Ansel walk in*
Shady: Okay good, that's everyone
Flora: what about James
*Shady closes and locks the door*
Shady: who's James
*Lies but it is really obvious*
*There is a loud knock at the door*
Shady: let's start
*The knock gets louder*
Nicolette: Shady
Shady: START THA FLIPPING MOVIE GIRL!
James: LET ME IN SHADY!!!! FOR HADES SAKE! LET! ME! IN! I KNOW IT IS YOU WHO HAS LOCKED ME OUT!!!!
Shady: no!
*A minute passes and there is a knock at the door*
James: do you wanna build a snow man? Come let's go and play!
*Really off tune to tigger Shady*
James: I never see you anymore! Come out the door! IT IS LIKE YOU'VE GONE AAWWWAAAAYY!
Shady: Ugh!
James: we use to be best buddies... and now we're not. I WISH YOU COULD TELL ME WHYYYYY!
Shady: SHUT UP!
James: do you wanna build a snow man, it doesn't have to be a snowman
Shady: GO AWAY!
James: NO!
Jesse: you know it's kinda pointless leaving him outside.................... I mean what do you get of that. You might as well let him in so his eyes can get scared form the movie
Shady: .... great idea!
*James was about to run into the door to knock it down but Shady opened it so accidentally runs into her Malin her fall nawards and her to fall ove her*
Shady: YOU BLOODY BAS-
James: Beeeeep!
Shady: get the fu-
James: beeeep
Shady: off me!
*James gets up and sits down next to Flora. Then Nicolette starts the movie and sits next to Demetrius*
*Tome passes and they are now up to the part when Jack is drawing rose*
*Ansel covers Ebony's eyes while James covers his own and Shady turns around not looking at the screen*
Ansel: too flustered Shady?
Shady: FU-
James: beeep
Shady: OFF ANSEL! I'm not a pervert like you
*Ansel takes a deep breath to calm down*
*Time passes again and they are now up to the part where Jack and Rose are in the water and Jack says promise me you'll never let go*
*Ebony is crying wild as heck. Ansel manages to shed a few tears, James and Flora are crying onto Shady who has a plain look on her face, Nicolette and Demetrius are holding each other and crying while Jesse is crying into a pillow*
Shady: it isn't even that sad... to be honest it's kind of-
James: DON'T YOU DARE CALL THIS FUNNY! JACK IS SUCH A GOOD CHARACTER!
Shady: ....
Flora: YEAH!
Ansel: IF YOU FUC-
James: Be-Beep!
*Is crying while saying this*
Ansel: DARE DO THIS TO JACK!
Shady: Rose is selfish
James: HOW DARE YOU!
Shady: But-
*Is cut off because James slaps her across the face*
James: I DO NOT KNOW YOU!
*Continues to cry onto her*
Shady: yuck
Flora: NO! JACCCK YOU CAN'T DIE! NOOOOO!
Shady: too much angst
Ebony: I-I don't e-ever want t-to go on a-a cruise. E-Ever
Shady: can you too get off me for gods sake
Flora: WAAAAAAAAA!
*After the movie has finished*
Shady: are you done crying?
Flora: NOPE! WAAAAAAAAA
James: YOU WILL ALWAYS ME IN IUR HEARTS JACK!
Shady: and that's why the song is my heart will go on
James: WAAAAAA!
Shady: ........... how about we all just calm down, Ansel help me here
Ansel: I'm kinda helping Ebony
*Hugs Ebony who is a crying mess*
Shady: oh gods... I have to show.... affection....
*Slowly hugs Flora and James*
Shady: I already feel my will to live drain
Jesse: oh stop acting!
Narrator: let's just say a dozen more tears were shed. This idea was StarlitBawka's so give a round of clap.
I'll be doing more of the ideas. And that's all for now demigods!
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Skits and memes from the demisquad BOOK 1
RandomBasically skits and memes for all ya demigods brought to you by yours truely the demisquad. Credits to @DemigodofCrops for the cover and please ignore how she put James there.
