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you: I noticed you weren't at school today

anon: how the hell did you notice? you don't even know what I look like!

you: I found your instagram

you: your sister really should be more careful about giving away your full name

you: Jackson Evan Strange

anon: DONT CALL ME THAT

anon: and my instagram's on private how did you follow me

you: i didn't idiot your profile picture's a selfie

anon: right. forgot.

you: anyway, where were you?

anon: sick.

anon: don't worry, I'm not skipping school

you: okay, sure

you: *note the sarcasm*

...

you: why are you ignoring me

you: hello

you: helllooooo

you: I know these are coming through

you: stop ignoring me

anon: goddammit stop spamming me! I'm vomiting and getting nosebleeds and shit and all your worried about is me not replying for five seconds! Jesus christ.

you: what's up your ass?

anon: im sorry, I'm just overtired

you: you should probably get some sleep. big day tomorrow

anon: what's happening tomorrow?

you: I'm gonna hunt you down and talk to you, idiot

anon: oh. right.

anon: ok then, seeya

you: goodbai

anon: goodbaaaai

you: goodbaaaaaai

anon: goodbaaaaaaaaai

you: goodbaaaaaaaaaaaaai

anon: I seriously gotta go it's like 12 now

you: whatever

you: *whispers* goooodbaaaaai

[a/n]

dedicated to @incaendo cos she's one of my favourite authors on this site and her books are amaaaaazing (especially 'asdfjek')

k bye

ps. a thousand moons is like 1.95k reads wutt

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