The Two Types Of Each Sign
Aries Type One:
Super Aggressive and Loud, No Anger Management and will literally fight ANYTHING
Aries Type Two:
Cute little sunshines BUT can kill you with their bare hands
Taurus Type One:
Lazy Couch Potatoes
Taurus Type Two:
Is actually Aphrodite The Goddess of Love!
Gemini Type One:
Two-faced serial killers
Gemini Type Two:
Moody-Swingy Sad Human Bean
Cancer Type One:
Really Overprotective and cries a lot
Cancer Type Two:
Super sassy and has never shed a single tear in their life
Leo Type One:
Super self-absorbed and Obnoxious Little Fuckers
Leo Type Two:
A little insecure but still prideful but pretty chill and funny
Virgo Type One:
Super Organized and Germaphobe like seriously, their best friends are tissues, rubbing alcohols and sanitizers
Virgo Type Two:
"Dude, have you seen my bed?"
Libra Type One:
Super social and hella fashionable, LITERALLY FRIENDS WITH THE WHOLE SCHOOL
Libra Type Two:
Netflix Hoe. They just hate socializing.
Scorpio Type One:
Super sexy and cunning eMotiOnAl wRecKagEs
Scorpio Type Two:
Funny and Sarcastic Assholes
Sagittarius Type One:
Loves Travelling, Such Wisdom and WANDERLUST perfectly describes them
Sagittarius Type Two:
The personification of the Doge Meme
Capricorn Type One:
Workaholic and Conservative Republican Asshats
Capricorn Type Two:
Never done an assignment EVER.
Procratination in a person
Aquarius Type One:
God
Aquarius Type Two:
Alien
Pisces Type One:
Crybaby and just overly sensitive
Pisces Type Two:
Stoner and never talks about their feelings LIKE NEVER
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Bruh, which type are you?
Comment if you're also just like me who's a mixture of both type one and type two😂
-Aidene🦀
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Zodiac Signs
Randomfacts, imagines, scenarios, advices whatever you get the idea. Side note: some of the chapters require your natal placements for a much deeper insight so y'all better check those out too for extra fun and spice Enjoy!
