❝ bad boys and playboys and richbois, oh my! ❞

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PART ONE: of who knows how many

my god does this incessant labeling bother me.


BREAK THEM LABELS BOI

What really sucks is that the main character finds it so easy to decide that some dude is not just a bad boy GOD NO BECKY, HE'S EVERYTHING BAD AND ROMANTICIZED IN MALES

so here's me differentiating the different kinds of labels commonly used to describe some loner 'badass' guy who had a 'bad' childhood

BAD BOYS:

A Bad Boy can be classified on the Kamath Scale™ as the following things [if you can check off several of these, it's safe BUT NOT OK BECKY to use this label]

- Smokes like 3 thousand cigarette packets per day to 'get his mind off things'

- Drinks "cuz why not?" [AND I DON'T FUCKING MEAN KOOL-AID BECKY, gawd becky can't you just shut up]

- Skips class unless it's convenient for the plot like getting partnered OH SO FREAKING CONVENIENTLY with each other on some dumbass [YES BECKY, YOU ARE THE FUCKING DUMBASS] project

- Has motorcycle [I would like to see one 'good' guy who has a motorcycle in a book or vice versa with a 'bad boy' who has a little Honda or something like smh why you guys gotta stereotype the stuff he owns too]

- Has a bad childhood and at least one dead parent [mom] or has a genuinely nice family that "is meeting a girlfriend [yes the lack of a space there was on purpose]" for the first time and ships the main character with the dude automatically



I'm pretty sure you can tell I was triggered throughout the whole chappie, but whatevs

sorry to anyone named becky that i insulted

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