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Me: back!!

Raph: stop yelling

Me; nope. We got these dares and one question.

Leo: what's the question?

Me: for Mikey.

Miley: what is it

Me: it was from @frozensummer92
Question for Mikey. Where is dignity?!!!

Mikey: what's dignity?

Donnie: the state or quality of being worthy of honor or respect.

Mikey: then, I don't know

Me: the same person sent a dare that is
Dare the guys to say the most embarrassing things about them or else.

Leo: or else what?

Me: something. Leo, tell

Leo: fine. The most embarrassing moment was when I was 6, we were playing and Mikey snuck up behind me and scared me. And I um, accidentally did number one.

Me: so you peed in front of your brothers?

Leo: yep

Mikey: * snickers *

Me: Donnie.

Donnie: fine. When I was 5, we were training and I accidentally trip myself with the bo-staff and ended up hitting upside from the tree.

Me; that's embarrassing?

Donnie: yea

Me: Raph.

Raph: I'm not saying anything

Me: are you sure?

Raph: yea

Me: okay. The consequences are that you gotta sing and dance the muffin song.

Raph: the what?

Me: the muffin song.

Mikey: I wanna! I wanna!

Me: duet it shall be. Hit it!

Raph: what?! No!

*music starts *

Mikey: Haaaaa, I'm a muffin
And it's muffin time
Who wants a muffin?
Please, I just wanna die
Hey, somebody kill me
Please, it's muffin time
Have you had a muffin today?
I wanna die, die, die
Please I wanna
Die, die, die
Die, die, die
It's muffin time
Cuz I wanna die, die, die
Please I wanna
Die, die, die
Die, die, die
It's muffin time
Cuz I wanna die, die, die

Raph: * forced by magic *
Die, potato, die
I baked you a pie
Oh boy, what flavor?
Pie, pie, pie
Dad, I'm hungry
Hi Hungry, I'm dad
Why did you name me this way?
Why, why, why?
I'm gonna do an internet
Well, I'm gonna do a book
You're leavin' me
I met a real man
Hey buddy, look over here
Ha ha ha ha ha,
Now you're blind
You're gonna die
We're all gonna die
Ooh, a butterfly

Mikey: We're all gonna
Die, die, die
Die, die, die (Pie, pie, pie)
It's muffin time
Cuz I wanna die, die, die (Why, why, why)
Cuz I wanna die, die, die (Ooh, a butterfly)
Die, die, die (Hi, hi, hi)
It's muffin time
Cuz I wanna die, die, die

Raph: Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
Got your nose
Look out he's got a nose!
Is this you? (yes) Hello! (Hi!)
Here comes the airplane
I like trains
Honey, I'm pregnant...
I can explain
No, don't jump!
Okay, jump now
I have no idea how to breathe
Meow, meow, meow I'm a cow
Hey, you got a license for that?
You'll never take me alive!
Haha! They said I could never teach a llama to drive!
Mmyahhhhhh
NO, LLAMA NOOOO!

Mikey; Die, die, die
Die, die, die (Raph: Pie, pie pie)
It's muffin time
Cuz I wanna die, die, die (Raph: Why, why, why)
Please I wanna die, die, die (Raph: No, Llama, don't)
Die, die, die (Raph: Hi, hi, hi)
It's muffin time
Please I wanna die, die, die
Even though letting go feels right
I can't afford to say goodbye
You and I are bound together
Especially since cartoons live forever!
Please I wanna
Die, die, die
We're all gonna
Die, die, die (Pie, pie, pie)
It's muffin time
Cuz I wanna die, die, die (Raph: Why, why, why)
Please I wanna
Die, die, die (Raph: No, Llama, don't)
Die, die, die (Raph: Pie, pie, pie)
It's muffin time
Cuz I wanna die, die, die
It's muffin time
Cuz I wanna die, die, die.

*music ends *

Me: For Mikey!

Mikey: Yay!

Me: @tmntMikey13 says
I dare Mikey to face the Shredder by himself

Mikey: wait what?

Me. Yep * teleports Mikey to Shredder*

Leo: what did you do?!

Me: don't worry. He'll be fine. Now, Leo, the same person says
I dare Leo to tickle Mikey

Leo: bring him back.

Me: I will * teleport Mikey back to the lair *

Mikey: * shaking and screaming*

Me: Mikey. It's over

Mikey: oh. I knew that.

Leo: * sneaks up behind Mikey and starts tickling him*

Mikey: * laughing *

Me: we only did that for the last dare for Mikey. @IrridescantGrace say
I dare Mikey to comment saying bad stuff about him.

Mikey: L-Like what?

Me: like
Mikey, go away, no one in this book likes you and your bothers don't love you at all!!!

Mikey: *tearing up and starts crying*

Leo: Mikey. Don't listen to them.

Me: that's all ninjas! Send truth or dares in the comments below. Bye!

Leo: * comforting Mikey in the background *

PS. Read a book from a great friend of mine, she is surpremwritter
She makes an awesome book and I recommend you all to read it

See ya ninjas!

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