55 ways to Annoy Percy Jackson
AN~ I got this idea from various similar fanfics and it looked fun so I decided to do my own version. I also got some ideas same as others so please do not think I'm copying. If I have time I will add more but right now I am still lazy because I just returned from overseas. Enjoy!
1. Tell him that blue food is not real
2. Always make him red food
3. Ask him why he's got grey hair already in front of mortals
4. Change his ringtone to 'Under the Sea' from the Little Mermaid
5. Keep calling him so everyone can hear it
6. ~ and attract monsters
7. Keep laughing at him while he kills the monsters
8. Try to drown him
9. Yell out in Public "Here's the problematic kid who being chased by police!"
10. ~ in front of the Police
11. Sign him up for the Spelling Bee
12. Laugh at him as he fails
13. Watch as Annabeth whacks him
14. Call him Perseus
15. Make fun of his height compared to Tyson, his little brother
16. Ask him to go on airplane with you
17. Drag him to the Airport through the metal detector yelling he's got a weapon
18. Watch as the officers only find a pen
19. Still insist he's got weapon, demanding a strip search
20. Laugh as they strip him
21. Run away and ditch him when finished
22. Ask him to unblock the toilet with his awesome powers
23. Hack into to his Facebook and post his Love confession for... Thalia
24. Laugh as her and the hunters try to kill him
25. Tell him Annabeths pregnant
26. ~ With Luke
27. As he goes to ask Annabeth the truth go into his cabin and write 'Percy loves Annabeth' on everything
28. When he comes back with Annabeth, video their faces and the room
29. Watch as Annabeth tries to beat him up to hide her embrassiment
30. Video that to and Post all of the vids to youtube
31. Sneak out of the cabin while Percy's getting beat up
32. ~ steal riptide while at
33. Uncap it and swing it around making light saber noises
34. When he looks for it tell him you broke it
35. Watch as he cries
36. Tell him you didn't break it but gave it to Luke
37. Laugh as he goes to battle Luke for it
38. When he comes back finding out Luke didn't have it, reveal that you did
39. Run away laughing like a maniac
40. In the middle of a war pull him to the side and ask him something random like "Have you met Ariel the little mermaid?"
41. Cook him seafood everyday
42. Ask him if he can hear their screaming
43. Sign him up for every academic club
44. Ask him why he is such a loner sitting alone at his table at camp
45. Give him a mini english small print book to read
46. Tell him that the way to defeat Kronos is in it
47. Laugh as he struggles to read it
48. Laugh even harder as he realizes it doesn't have anything to do with Kronos
49. Ask him why his Dad gets more girls than him
50. Ask him how his grandfather (Kronos) is
51. Tell him Kronos is stalking him
52. ~ because Kronos is gay with him
53. Watch as he gets freaked out
54. Remind him Kronos is his Grandfather
55. Laugh as he gets even more freaked out
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55 Ways to Annoy Percy Jackson and the Gang
Short StoryWARNING- I, as the Author, am not to be held responsible for any stabbing, maiming, punching, stabbing, drowning etc caused by any of these characters if you carry out any of the actions I suggest in this book. Thank you. The TITLE pretty much cover...
