A/N
Happy HALLOWEEENNN!!!
I know this is really late cause Halloween was a century ago but better late than never right?! If you don't celebrate or hate halloween just treat this like a normal terrifing chapter.
CAUSE WE'RE TRYING TO ANNOY OCTAVIAN!!!!! And that's scary in itself.
We should make a new holiday where we just try and kill Octivian and sacrifrice innocent stuffed animals and READ THE FUTURE FROM IT'S LIFELESS CORPSE ON THE GROUNDDDDDDDD!
Wow that was dark....................
.................................AND AWESOME!
Anyway, these are the ways we can annoy the annoying and hated Octavian.
Who doesn't hate him?
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1. Hold a strike outside Camp Jupiter about stuffed animals rights.
2. Scream at him about how he killed 'Winnie the Pooh'
3. When he calls you a Graecus, call him a Romanus.
4. Ask him if he can sing as he is a legacy of Apollo
5. Tell him that you know his deepest darkest secret.
6. When he tells you he doesnt have one, lean up close to his ear and whisper
"But I know."
7. Proceed to stare at him and walk away backwards creepily.
8. If he gets mad wants to know, then say, "Victoria's secret."
9. After saying that throw bras, panties and lingerie at him.
10. Get every one at camp to get dressed in those mascots suits or as stuffed animals (the fluffy stuffed kind)
11. Get everyone to run after him screaming
"Revenge of the stuffed animals!!!"
12. Ask him if he wants a taco
13. Don't give him one.
14. Convince him he's a greek
15. Ship him to Camp Half-blood tied up.
16. Introduce him to the Hermes Cabin
17. Turn Camp Jupiter against him
18. Show him Fanfiction
19. .....of him and Rachel (Very Popular)
20. and some of rare PercyXOctavian
21. Feed him to the fangirls (which hate him)
22. Take him to a Build-a-bear Workshop
23. Smell him
24. Make the Aphrodite Cabin give him a makeover
25. Lick him
26. When he's asleep, draw on his face
27. If he hates you for no reason, GIVE that idiot a reason.
28. Scream "Teddy Bear Killer!!!!!" Every time he comes within eyesight.
29. Tell all the kids how Octavian killed their toys
30. Arrange a attack on Octavian from the kids
31. Make sure Percy is leading that attack.
32. Come on, Octavian did murder that Panda in cold blood.
33. Convince him to dress up as Miley Cyrus
34. and twerk
35. Tell him he's never going to be Praetor cause he's not compeition for Percy or Jason
36. Steal his voice
37. No more talking for you!
38. Tell him he's more suitable to become a evil politician
39. Kiss him
40. Hang scary looking stuffed animals outside his bedroom window at night
41. Play the jaws theme
42. Have a mourning day for all the stuffed animals he killed
43. Fake love letters from Rachel to him
44. Make him believe Rachel wants meet by the lake at night
45. Send fake hate letters to Rachel from Octavian
46. Make her believe he wants to meet by the lake
47. Laugh as Octavian expects a kiss from rachel
48. ....but gets attack by a storm of plastic blue hairbrushes by Rachel
49. Don't forget to film the whole thing though
50. RUN AWAY YOU DON'T WANT TO GET KILLED BY RACHEL OR GUTTED BY OCTAVIAN!!!
51. Show both of the camps the video
52. Watch and giggle as the roman camp disowns him
53. And the greek camp refuses to let him become greek or stay there
54. And roll on the floor with laughter as Apollo does the same
55. Try not to get killed by Octavian.
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A/N
So that was How to annoy the annoying Octavian!
I felt a bit bit mean..well not really....while writing this chapter.
But as you guys wanted this I did it.
Sorry if this wasn't really funny, I'm just really bummered cause the English Half term is over.
WWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??????????????
Well better get ready for school tommorrow and try not to get killed by monsters or Octavian.
Wait....
Some one just broke in through my WINDOW!!!!!
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HELPPPPPPPP
IFFF THIS IS THE LAST THING I WRITE, JUST REMEMBBEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR IIIII WWWIIILLLLLLL AALLLLLLWAAAAYYYYYYSSS LLLLOOOOVVVVVEEEE YYOOOOUUU
VVOOOOOOOTTTTTEEEEE, COOOMMMMENENTT ANNNDD FOOLLLOOW
ADIACKVHCVAKH AVENNNGGGEEE MEEEEE-
Hello Flithy Mortals and graceus.
This is the Handsome, charming, cunning Octavian. If you DARE try to annoy me or avenge this StarTheStar, you will face the same fate as her.
I'm taking over now. Follow me.
Sincerely (Not really)
THE AWESOME Octavian.
>:-)
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