Epsilon Unit/The Cave
Inside of the cave where Lopez is standing in front of Simmons who's lying on the ground. Lopez armor is now, maroon with a brown trim. Simmons starts to wake up and has his foot chained to a stone ball.Simmons: (Moans) Ugh, what happened?
Lopez: >Hello.<
Simmons: What, am I dead? I see my body, am I in heaven?
Lopez: >I am taking your place on Red Team.<
Simmons: (Moans) Ugh, why is my body speaking Spanish? Oh no, did I go to Mexican heaven by mistake? That's like white people hell.
Lopez: >No. Replacing you is the only way I can get access to the equipment I need to research these quakes.<
Simmons: I knew it! You just wanted to become super popular so you take my place!
Lopez: >I wouldn't need to be super popular to do that.<
Simmons: You're gonna regret this Lopez.
Lopez leaves the cave, leaving Simmons alone inside.
Lopez: >I don't see how.<
Simmons: (Yelling) We'll all regret this!
Lopez: >That didn't even make sense!<
Red Base
To Sarge, Leo and Grif atop Red base.Sarge: I still don't understand, how does more breaks make us more efficient?
Earthquake briefly occurs
Grif: It's simple, if we have less hours to do work, we got more done in less time. It's all ratios.
Leo: That doesn't make any sense.
Grif: It makes perfect sense! You two just quite understand it yet.
Leo: And I don't think we ever will.
Lopez comes walking on top of the base and stops besides the group.
Lopez: >Hello.<
Sarge: Simmons, where in Sam hell have you been?
Leo: (Suspiciously) And since when could speak Spanish?
Lopez: >Cave... studies and I looked on the internet to speak Spanish.
Grif: That can't be Spanish, he sounds weirder.
Sarge: Yeah, almost like he's speaking another foreign language, but he's speaking very slowly and clearly, so I understand what he means.
Grif: Me too.
Sarge: What have you been up to?
Lopez: >Oh you know. The usual human things like: urinating and getting math problems wrong for no reason.<
Leo: Hey! It's not our fault maths is hard!
Grif: Well, anyway it sounds boring.
Sarge: I didn't understand that one.
Grif: Me neither, but boring is always a safe bet with Simmons.
Sarge: Good point.
Leo: Hey Simmons, isn't always boring... half the time.
Lopez: >Please excuse me. I need to check out some equipment.<
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