I can't believe we lived to be this old
And somehow we've never seen this hole
A little dip with a little bit of lint inside it
Underneath this cotton tee you've been hiding
It's time that we unwrapped this gift
Let's bring back the male midriff
It's my belly button, my belly belly button
I won't pretend like it's nothing, cause my belly belly button's really really somethin
Something I want to show to you
You should call me a seal, cause I'm going full naval
I'll be dazzled,
I made a nugget dip taste it
Hold up, fill the hole up, with molten gold
Molten gold nugget for my charm bracelet
Potting soil, random seeds
Douglas fir, sapling maple tree
These are gonna get massive, and absorb a lot of greenhouse gases
The fact is, we're helping the planet's health
Wait, we carbon offset ourselves!
So, we can cruise around in big SUV
And these trees allow us to ride separately
Let's continue this conversation
On our inefficient gas-powered phones
It's my belly button, my belly belly button
I won't pretend like it's nothing, cause my belly belly button's really really something
Something I want to show to you
