Black Butler Crack

Drunk at the Trancys...

|| Some RP I did....btw Alois slept with Lizzie before this happened and he's back home now and I was his wife .-. ||

Alois: I was just having fun! The unicorn really is gone!

Me: *slaps him* Don't talk about your experience with Lizzie with me! *looks and smiles at Sarah * anyways!

Sarah: *smiles* Yeah

Alois: *holds my face and frowns*

Me: hmph...anyways I watched this video "I hate everything about you Alois." *whispers* It's Ciel x Alois

Alois: I wanna go to Disneyland!...so badly DX

Me: Oi!

Alois : *has a drink in hand * Huh?

Me: Alois....put the drink down.

Alois: But it's so good ! *frowns*

Me: *slaps the drink away* No! You're drunk and you have a friggin...>^< Gahh *points to a bump in his shorts*

Alois : *looks down* heehee *closes eyes* Whoops!

Me: *eye twitches * this is what happens when you drink. *sighs and bends down to clean up the spilled drink*

Alois: *falls down * I want a rectangle for me! *rolls around *

Me: Alois calm down!

Alois: Hehehehehe *licks drink off the floor*

Sarah: *eye twitch * What's wrong with him?

Me: Alois go to the bedroom.

Alois: *crosses arms* NO.

Me: pleaseeeee honey *puppy eyes and lip quivers which usually works*

Alois: *doesn't work since I'm drunk like it usually does *

Me: *Huffs* Dammit, Sarah take him to the room!

Sarah: *holds arms up* Okay! Okay! *picks alois up and starts walking*

Alois: *screams at the top of my lungs* DAMN YOU! FUCK YOU! LET ME GO!!!!!!!!!!

Sarah: O_O 

Me: Hurry! And dont let him lock you in the room....for reasons. *blushes lightly and still cleans*

Sarah: What if he does!

Me: Keep him away!

Sarah: *drags alois to room*

Me: *sighs and finishes cleaning*

Alois: GYAH!

Sarah: *tries to run out of room but alois grabs me* TY HELP! *Reaches out*

((To be continued... o_e ))