August 25, 2012

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August 25, 2012

( I'm just telling you guys now, some of these aren't my original comebacks)

"I'd challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed."

"Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone. I wonder why?"

"Do you mean to mumble? Or is your mouth just always full of bull shit?"

"How is it that you manage to carry your big ego around?"

"Would you like a side of epic with that fail?"

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So I apologize that this is late! I'll try to stay on schedule! Tune in next week for the next five!

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