I'm going to do five a day.
Enjoy!
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"I think you are confusing me with someone who gives a shit."
( comeback to the, " It's time for you to buy a watch ") : "I left mine at home, but according to your watch, it's time for you to stop acting like a third grader."
( comeback to the : Your breath stinks! What did you eat this morning?):
Guys: your mom/sister
Girls: ( I got nothing right now. Any ideas? )
"Gosh your life must be sad if you have nothing better to do than to annoy me"(add on: So I'm gonna pray for you. Good day!) *then walk away*
(comeback to the : hey there four eyes!) : I can always take off my glasses and look good but you will always be stuck with that demented face ( or if they are pretty: you will always be stuck with that fake facade. Or I'd you don't wanna be too mean : you will always be the one ugly inside and out.
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Sassy Comebacks!
RandomComebacks/Clapbacks/Retorts that you can throw back out to the haters and bullies. Possible profanity so reader discretion advised.
