"okay its official i hate the new kids" you say slamming your lunch on the lunch table
"y/n you cant say that"
"um yes i can they are all doucebags that think theyre sooo cool just because they're in a band. Why Don't We more like What Are We Doing."
"we arent that bad of people" a voice says from next to your friend
"oh god im sorry i didnt see you guys there but then again im not that sorry because you guys are dicks" you say now noticing the group of 5 new kids that have each done stomething stupid to you today
"y/n these are the boys of why dont we but i see youve met them"
"uh huh but um how do you even know them"
"remember that guy i told you i was seeing for a couple months now"
once she says this you notice how close she is sitting to Jack
"oh shit youre dating Jake"
"whos jake?" jack asks
"um you, how do you not know your own name"
"my names jack"
"no its not. you're Jake, that's Jordan, he's David, he's Zayn, and you, you're Cory the one who made me spill the eraser and pencil shavings on myself."
"y/n youre so stupid thats not their names. their names are JACK, JONAH, DANIEl, ZACH, and CORBYN."
"well i dont really care what their names are all i care about is they ruined my day"
"and how did we do that" Daniel asks
"well you see it was mainly your friend Cory over here" you respond talking about corbyn who is sitting next to you
"my names corbyn learn it"
"learn that i dont care about you so i wont learn your name"
"who pissed in your cereal this morning"
"you did Cory Bassoon"
"Corbyn Besson"
"Cory fucking Bassoon and get used to it"
This is so stupid lol
