JOKES:My Ultimate joke book

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My few learnings from TV advertisements... Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem and Priyanka has chip-chip.2. If you've a hot wife make sure your neighbor doesn't use a deodorant in your absence.3. Your complexion is more important than your qualifications4. Saif Ali Khan din bhar Appy Fizz Lays khata hai and still Bade Aaram Se FIT rehta hai5. If there is no salt in your kitchen you can use Toothpaste6. You can change your country by drinking Tata Tea7. Every second oral care brand is No. 1and recommended by every dentist in India!!!8. If ur daughter is not Ready to Get married.., take her to a jewellery shop.9. Most colas cure all kinds of phobias. You will be close to a superman, if you drink these regularly!!