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Sharma calls an ambulance because his mate Verma had been hit by a car......

Sharma: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I think both his legs are broken.

'Operator: 'What is your location sir?'

Sharma : 'Outside 28 Connaught Place .

'Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'

Silence.... (heavy breathing) and after a minute...

Operator: 'Are you there sir?'

More heavy breathing and another minute later.

Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?'  This goes on for another few minutes until....

Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?'

Sharma : 'Yes, sorry bout dat... I couldn't spell Connaught place, so I just dragged him round to Minto road ....app Minto Road ki spelling note karo...

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