Legends Born From Legends

Chapter 4 (I think?) - Douche

Rosa's POV ( XD *laughs butt off*)

I groaned as I sat up...... My head was pounding and everything was black.

"WHY IS IT ALL DARK AND BLACK!!!!" I shouted out loud.

"BECAUSE YOUR EYES ARE STILL CLOSED!" A mysterious yet loud voice answers.

Hm? My eyes are closed? Oh.

My eyes peeled open slowly and took in my surroundings. There was a absol and arcanine on my right and a vast green forest was surrounding us.

"Where am I? The only thing I remember is that my name is Rose......." It was true, I can only remember my name is Rose.

"Do all eevees look like this?" The arcanine asked the absol.

"No, this eevee somehow had pink and red." He wrinkles his nose at me.

DAT DOUCHE

"WHY U WRINKLE YOUR NOSE AT ME U DOUCHE?!" I bit his nose, HARD.

"OW!" He snarled and shook me off to my displeasure.

"YOU HAD DAT ONE COMING BRO!" The arcanine laughs loudly.

I landed on my rump and growled.

"Every Rose had its thorn~" The arcanine said in a sing song voice.

"YOU GOT THAT RIGHT DOUCHE BAGS!" I stood up proud and all.

IM AWESOME LIKE DAT!