luke: love?
marc: hey, sweetie.
luke: have you met your roommate?
marc: yeah. his name is arthur.
luke: is he pretty?
marc: *smiles* are you jelous?
luke: whaaaat? nooooo.
marc: oh, yes you are.
luke: nope.
marc: love, don't worry, yeah? i love you. only you.
luke: well, yeah, okay. but is he sexy?
marc: you're the sexiest man in the world, so don't worry.
luke: that means he is sexy?
marc: *whispers* he's ugly. really ugly.
luke: and fat?
marc: not rea-
luke: AND FAT?
marc: fat like a seal.
luke: *smiles* well, that's great. see you in a week, yeah?
marc: yeah. love you.
luke: love you too.
