41.If your left leg was Thanksgiving & your right leg was Christmas would you let me visit during the holidays?
42.The things i'd do to you... I'd start by taking all your clothes off and moving slowly. Real slowly. To the door. because I just tucked you in goodnight
43.Fuck one, Marry one, Kill one. Me, Hitler, and me again. Go! Fuck you, Marry you, Kill Hitler!
44.My dick just died can I bury it in you?
45.Are you Australian? 'Cause you meet all of my koala-fications
46.Are you but dialing? Because I swear that ass is calling me.
47.What's the difference between me and my couch? The difference is my couch pulls out.
48.One night with you is totally work 18 years of child support
49.Roses are red. So are your lips. You should sit on my face and wiggle your hips.
50.I got pulled over by a cop while writing my initial message. He gave me the whole "texting while driving is dangerous...blah blah blah" speech and was about to give me a ticket. But I showed him your picture and and explained what Tinder was. He let me off with a warning and said I better get your number.
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100+ Pickup Lines
HumorUse these pick up lines at your own risk. I only suggest using them as a joke or around friends with a good sense of humor. Also towards the end there are some minecraft pick up lines heh heh heh have fun with those. Will change the title if i decid...
