31.If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber
32.I'm tied to a bomb that can only be diffused if I get a response from you. If you ignore me, Alexplode. (For people with the name Alex)
33.If I had a garden I'd put your tulips and my tulips together
34.You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
35.Kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs exist right?
36.You must be a parking ticket cause you have "Fine" written all over you.
37.Are you Physics 212? Um, no? Well you're something I couldn't pass!
38.Aha I know all 21 letters in the alphabet.. There are 26... Right?! OHHH! I always forget U,R,A,Q,T (:
39.(Husband) Baby I know it's too fast, but I really want you, I don't pretend to do it now, I just want you to know that I care about you, I love & want you. (Wife) Oh hun, I love you too, and i also do, but I'm kinda afraid. (Husband) Of what sweetheart? (Wife) That someday you'll love another girl and I'll be "Just one of you ex-girls" (Husband) Ohh sure one day I'll love another girl!! In 10 years, and she'll call you "mommy" <3 (Wife) Your house, 15 mins
40.So last night I was reading in the book of Number, and then I realized I don't have yours.
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100+ Pickup Lines
HumorUse these pick up lines at your own risk. I only suggest using them as a joke or around friends with a good sense of humor. Also towards the end there are some minecraft pick up lines heh heh heh have fun with those. Will change the title if i decid...
