★ The Zodiac Signs As My Friends As How I Know Them ★

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aries: very very funny, can make even the saddest people laugh. always brings me chocolate, eats protein bars in the middle of the night

taurus: sends me random recipes, always looks naturally good, doesn't admit to their mistakes and stays stubborn about them, possessive of everything

gemini: loud, knows a lot of random facts, moody, the biggest morning person

cancer: moody and sensitive, they want to fight people a lot, looks good in cardigans, curses a lot

leo: never stops talking, insecure, compliments people a lot, can be petty dramatic, looks in the mirror a lot

virgo: tells everyone what to do, gets very upset when they don't do it, very nice hair, teaches people how to be manipulative, tries to be healthy

libra: can talk to anyone without seeming anxious, shies away from conflict, wears red lipstick a lot, drinks too much

scorpio: glares at everyone, sarcastic af, quiet and intense, has like fifty pairs of boots, only drinks americanos

sagittarius: an optimistic nihilist, knows a lot about world politics, speaks four languages, random bouts of luck, gets super excited about chai lattes, messy hair that looks sexy

capricorn: talks about money a lot, self-deprecating humor that sometimes extends to other people, lies too much, cheekbones are god like

aquarius: quiet, says things that aren't coherent, thick hair, changes their mind too much, shy, wants to be special but doesn't like it when others do

pisces: laughing all the time, seems kind of like they are not sure what's going on at any given moment, cares about everyone, softest skin omg, philosophical

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