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Love for Goats
HumorI dance like a beached whale. I have never been kissed. I've also been called a mountain goat because I can bound up a rock wall like nobody's business. It'd be a solid nickname if mountain goats didn't weigh three hundred pounds on a good day and t...
Chapter 3 - The Great Escape
Really, why are you still here?
