Dedicated to Mad_As_A_Hatter for being my partner!
Onyx: Hi! I'm Mad_As_A_Hatter but you can call me Onyx! I am gonna be helping Her_Awesomeness out with the pranks!
Awesome: YA!! *runs in circles holding the phone* IIII WANT CANDY~
Onyx: *pats head* yes yes but you gotta wait until we are done then I will buy you candy. And first off on out hit list is........
Awesome: *has chocolate in mouth* Pruha!
Onyx: *translates* Prussia. Hey hey Awesome can I call him????
Awesome: *cocks head and waves phone in air, then throws it up* LOOK OUT! IT'S A CHICKEN!
Onyx: Uhhh.. I think I will take that as a yes *grabs phone out of air like a pro ninja and dials number*
Prussia: Hallo? You have reached ZE AWESOME PRUSSIA!!!!!
Awesome: *shoves face in pillow to stifle giggling* you go first, I can't stop laughing. *that was whispered*
Onyx: Kay. *very high flirty slutty fake voice* Oh mr. Prussia? Oh wow what an honor to talk to you. My colleague and I are from, uh, The Awesome Hall Of Fame Magazine and we were wondering if we could ask you some questions?
Prussia: Kesesesese~ everyone wants a bit of my awesomeness. Sure, go ahead.
Awesome: *giggles like a schoolgirl...* I can't believe he actually said yes! *that was from the back round*
Onyx: shh! Okay, so first question, of all your yaoi pairings, GermanyxPrussia, CanadaxPrussia, AustriaxPrussia, RussiaxPrussia, and BTT threesomes and other pairings with you in them, which one(s) is true?
Prussia: well... wait WHAT? Where would you get something like that??
Awesome: *comes closer* Oh it's been every where! Why, someone even said that you started it all going around! mhm~ *nods*
Prussia: uhh ahh........
Canada: *heard over the phone in the back round* Gil, I love you and everything, but why are you standing there naked? Couldn't you at least put clothes on before you answer the phone?
Onyx: OMG I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT WAS CANADA!
Awesome: AWWWWWWW!!! Well that answers that question! *goes into a corner and totally fan girls*
Onyx: dude come back here and ask the next question!!!
Awesome: Oh! sorry I was just.. uh.. writing that answer down! Yea, that's it.. *Excuses for running off* Right, next question! So, um... >.< *grabs papers and rustles them to stall*
Onyx: *face palms* sigh. If you are fast I will give you extra chocolate.
Awesome: *racks brain frantically* So, uh.. *blurts first thing that comes to mind* Why Canada? And be specific~
Prussia: Well probably 'cause he makes freaking awesome pancakes and is great in- OW! Birdie why did you just hit me with a hockey stick?!
Canada: Don't go telling random people stuff like that!!
Onyx: Ohonhonhon
Prussia: Uhhhhh I..........
Onyx: *randomly decided to say something random* WHY DID YOU EAT ALL THE CAKE?!?!?
Prussia: Da fuck?
Onyx: Congrats you have won the all mighty awesomeness award!!! Please go to *'random' address* right away to claim your prize!!
Prussia: Sweet!!!!
Onyx: *whispers to Awesome* derp I can't believe he fell for that.
Awesome: *whispers* Well I woulda fell for it to! *talks louder* But wait!! To get the prize you have to go in only a pink Male!stripper thong thingy! It's weird but I'm pretty sure the person who made the rules is crazy...
Prussia: uhh ok. HEY MATTIE DO YOU HAVE A PINK THONG? OW! STOP DOING THAT!!!!!
Onyx: dear god I must have pictures of that!!! O/////O
Awesome: *smiles evilly and holds up a pink camera* Memory chip and a fill battery~ And I know how to get to that place before Prussia gets there!
Onyx: great! *watches Awesome disappear*wait for it...... one two three
*gunshots go off*
Switzerland: Get out of here you sick bastard!!!!!
Prussia: What the f**k!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Awesome: *re-appears* It has a recording thingy on my camera! *laughs* So I got pictures AND I recorded it!
Onyx: sweet! *high fives and hangs up phone* hey we should put it on you tube!!
Awesome: YES!! *grabs laptop and pulls up you tube, then plugs camera in*
Onyx: *turns and looks at reader(s)* Well guys I think that marks the end of our first prank call. Awesome you have anything else you wanna add?
Awesome: Yes! *Clears throat dramatically* ...Prussia's sexy in a pink thong ;3 *rofl's*
Onyx: I agree completly my friend.
Awesome *sits up* Bye people! Bye Prussia~ HAHA!!
