The Alphabet - Camp Camp

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by elektraheart467

by elektraheart467

The alphabet except what its what you say during your time at Camp Campbell
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A is for:
A fucking turd was left in the toilet!! Space kid I know it was you!

B is for:
Bunch of god damn pussies.

C is for:
C A T S

D is for:
Dicks are for pricks. So take it up the ass like a man and grow up

E is for:
Everything and everyone can suck my dick!

F is for:
Fuck off David I'm tired.

G is for:
GOATS!! WHY ARE THERE GOATS IN MY TENT?!?!

H is for:
Hilarious. Ha. Ha. Ha.

I is for:
If we play kahoot one more time I'm going to kashoot myself.

J is for:
Jupiter is a planet and the Roman persona of Zeus, god of thunder, dipshit, do your research.

K is for:
Kicking you in the face is the only way to make you shut up.

L is for:
Lick a dick, Harrison.

M is for:
My life is over. This place is going to drive me insane.

N is for:
NUTS

O is for:
Oh, sure, you totally meant to do that. Get your head out of your ass.

P is for:
Pearly packaged piece of horse shit, that's what you are.

Q is for:
Quack.

R is for:
Rubbing your balls against the tree again I see.

S is for:
Suck it, bitch, I won.

No you didn't!

I called Uno!!!

T is for:
Ticking me off is apparently the only talent you have.

U is for:
Us? There is no us, this is go fish.

V is for:
WHO VACUUMS AT THREE IN THE GOD DAMN MORNING. WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS!!!!!

W is for:
Weekend, shmeekend, this is Camp Campbell there is no relaxing while David is in charge.

X is for:
SINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING XYLOPHONE

Y is for:
You little shit you put hot sauce in my waffles.

Z is for:
I'm sorry, run that by me again, who the fuck is Zemug?