Command Shelter
To the Freelancers Soldiers attacking the Command Shelter.Director (Voiceover): Dear Chairman. I don't give a damn about your committee and its opinions of my work! Have you forgotten sir, we were at war? A fight with an alien race for the very survival of our species? I feel I must remind you, that it is an undeniable, and, may I say, a fundamental quality of Man, that when faced with extinction, every alternative is preferable!
To Church, Wash and Leo who's still holding Wade, all running up a ramp.
Soldier: Over here, over here!
Wash: Get that door!
The door closes behind them, blocking the Soldiers from following them as they arrive to Reds and Caboose.
Leo: What's going on up here? (Places Wade, against a wall)
Grif: Fucked up, 'bout to die, Simmons is a nerd... the usual.
Caboose: (Notice Wade) Is it nap time?
Church: No Caboose!
Leo: We found him unconscious.
Wash: Why wasn't he with you guys!
Simmons: It's not our fault! He's the one that wanted to "explore" the place!
Leo: Hey Sarge, how's it looking out there?
Sarge: We've got at least half a dozen squads out there. They know our position, and we're outgunned.
Wash: So, what's the plan?
Sarge: Well we were gonna retreat down the hall until you just brought more guards up that way, so now the plan's pretty much to go down swinging. You first.
Grif: Hey Simmons, can you get back on that computer and change my affiliation from Red to Freelancer?
Simmons: Traitor.
Grif: Hey, you gotta go with the winner.
Caboose: Um, could you change my job title to something more important like astronaut-oh, I know, Space Marine!
Church: What are you idiots doing?
Simmons: This computer has all of Command's records.
Church: It does? Records on everybody?
Simmons: Yeah. You know, theoretically.
Simmons alt-tabs the screen to from BLUES DELETED to something else.
Simmons: Hup du-doo, doo doo, nothin' to see here, doo doo doo doo...
Church: I need you to look me up in their database.
Simmons: Ummm... why?
Church: Wash has been telling me that I'm a bloody A.I and I just need to see some information about that.
Grif: Hunh? I thought he was a ghost?
Wash: He's not a ghost! He's an A.I because he's transparent. He can take over other people, you know, that kind of stuff.
Grif: You pretty much just described a ghost.
Leo: Grif, if he was really a ghost, why aren't any of the other soldiers turning in to ghosts?
Church: Why don't we just settle this? Simmons, look me up in the database.
Simmons: Yeah I'd like to help, but we may have just kind of, you know, deleted all that stuff for the Blues.
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Red vs Blue Season 6: Male OC
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