Avery: Weee!!! *enters swinging on a rainbow rope dressed in a banana costume* Herro to all of you people!
Louis: Take off the costume!!! *rips off banana costume*
Avery: Thank goodness I had clothes underneath! That would have been embarrassing.
Liam: Why did her banana costume off?
Louis: to protect her from Harry's banana eating obsession.
Harry: *happily eating a banana while sitting on a barrel of monkeys*
Avery: It is time for the dares!!!
~*~
Dares
Liam- Go onto the streets in a turtle costume and kiss the first girl you see
Niall- Go without Nando's for a month
Zayn- Go to one of your concerts wearing a bunny suit
Harry- Read a 1D hate website
Louis- Yours is a secret! Ssshhh!!!!
Truths
Daddy Direction- If you could date any man on Earth (even though you're not gay) Who would it be and why?
Sassmasta from Doncasta- Imagine you have an STD. Why?
Fresh Prince of Mullingar- I just got me braces. HOW DO YOU LIVE?! THIS HURTS LIKE HELL!
Cheeky Chappy- What is your worst pet-peeve?
Bradford Bad Boi- Do you like Avril Lavigne?
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Avery: Wear the turtle costume!!!! *gives Liam a turtle costume*
Liam: *puts on turtle costume* To the streets! *poofs away*
Avery: Sadly I am not going to be on the street he just poofed to. *sighs*
~After a few minutes~
Louis: *doing dangerous stunts* WOOHOOO!!!
Niall: Nom nom nom nom nom
Zayn: *dancing in front of a camera*
Harry: Let's get naked!
*A wild Liam appears* ..... *Everyone stops what they are doing*
Avery: So did you find somebody?
Liam: Yeah, the first female I saw was an old lady.
Niall: *erupts into a volcano of laughter*
Harry: Did you get her number for me?
Avery: Anyways Niall no more Nando's for you!
Niall: Aaaawwww..... But Nando's is like life!
Avery: That's what I say when my parents take away my food.
Niall: FINALLY!!! SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS MY FEELINGS!!!
Avery: But it's not getting you out of not having Nando's.
Niall: Aww :(
Zayn: *pats Niall's shoulder* It's okay mate.
Avery: Anyways Harry read this One Direction hate website. *hands him laptop with gigantic tongs*
~5 Minutes of Despair Later~
Harry: Why do you hate me? What have I done? *le creys*
Avery: Harry it's okay! *pets his hair*
Harry: *hysterically cries into her arms*
Avery: *hugs awkwardly* There, there.
Harry: *continues to cry exaggerated tears of exaggerated sadness*
Avery: Harry you're getting tear stains on my shirt.
Harry: *still crying*
Avery: I wish I didn't have to do this. *pulls out tranquilizer and shoots Harry who falls into a deep sleep*
Niall: What the hell?!?!
Avery: Don't worry. It's just a tranquilizer gun.
*dramatic drumming plays in the background and Harry starts turning different colours of the rainbow*
Zayn: Then vas happenin?
Avery: That only happens when somebody plays dramatic adventure drums.
Louis: *is in the corner playing rainbow coloured drums* Sorry! *puts the drums away*
Avery: Anyways Louis come here!
Louis: Should I be scared?
Avery: I've only been in here with you guys for 2 and a half chapters! Why do you think I'm going to hurt you?!
Louis: Don't use that tone with me! *snaps fingers in a Z formation*
Avery: *holds his head in place before he could do head rotations*
*whispering noises*
Louis: *Takes out gigantic red marker and does a quiet war lord scream while drawing on Harry's face*
Avery: Nice curly mustache! Zayn wear the bunny costume to a concert!
Zayn: *now wearing bunny suit* I have a strange craving for carrots.
Liam: Noooo!!! Zayn! Remember what happened to Louis?!?!
Louis: So many carrots.... Why didn't they listen to me when I said I liked lamborghinis? *curls up into fetal position*
Avery: Anyways next time we'll do truths! Leave dares in the comments below! *presses button and chocolate starts to rain from the sky* Bye for now!!!!
*everyone starts singing the chocolate rain song*
What's is with the shaking ladies?
Sorry I haven't been updating! I'm working on the new Harry Potter Truth or Dare chapter and I'm struggling with dialogue! I'll start bringing the people who requested to be in the chapters after that so stay tuned!
*flying away on Rainbow Dash's back*
-random_nerd34
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One Direction Truth or Dare!
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