The mixtape A Joe Sugg fanfic

Chapter 4

I woke up the next morning to a smell of bacon and eggs "JOE IS THAT YOU?" I shouted down the stairs. "NO, IT'S ZOE!" Zoe shouted back. I went down stairs and found Zoe sitting at the table with eggs and bacon "want some?" Zoe asked "um yeah sure!"i said "k it's over there!" Zoe said pointing to the kitchen "thanks!" "so where's Joe?"i asked "he had to go because Sasha came for him and pleaded him to go back to her!" Zoe said "oh so he's back with a cheating slut?" I asked as nicely as I could "eh..yeah possibly!" Zoe said "ok I'm just gonna take this up to my room and film a new video!" I said nicely and walked upstairs. how could he get back with a girl who cheated on him it's just stupid! I got to my room and opened my sliding doors to my bed, because I have my computer and wardrobe and things on one side then I have wooden sliding doors to my bed I know jealousy is horrible! I sat on my bed and stood back up to switch my camera on and sat back down "hi small children" I said into the camera and doing a sorta salute thing "so this vlog is with Zoe I.E Zoella. come here Zoe!" I said and Zoe came and sat down "Hi there!" Zoe said waving "ok so me and Zoe are gonna do a my best friend does my make up!" I said excitedly "yeas! Zoe said rocking back and forth excitedly and I quietly got up and walked out "hahahaha come back!" Zoe said "No you're possessed!" I said back 1 hour later of filming and laughing and arguing we had finished filming "thank you for watching go subscribe to Zoe's channel by clicking on her face now or if you're a mobile phone user of cannot click on Zoe's face then there will be a link in the description box and we made a video over on Zoe's channel would you like to explain what we did?" I asked Zoe "yes, yes I would so we did a 'not my feet challenge made up by Justice!" Zoe said "so if you want to know what the challenge actually is then go watch it on Zoe's channel! it was pretty fun!" I said "yeas it was it was so fun!" Zoe said "ok bye small children!" I said saluting and switching the camera off and Zoe put hers on and we filmed the video on Zoe's channel several hours later after we had filmed Zoe's video and had pizza and Zoe had left I phoned Joe "hey!" Joe said "helloooo!" I said like Marcus "how's you and slut girl?" I asked "first it's Slutsha and we're ok she said if I ever dumped her she would do something to violate my friends so that's out da question!" Joe said sadly "well I go to go bye Joe!"i said hanging up before he could say goodbye and answered the door "oh hey Slutsha I meant Sasha what can I do for you?" I asked her kindly "I want you to leave Joe alone and never talk to him or me ever again ok?"she asked "eh that cannot be possible because me and Joe are really good friends we've been friends since I was born and that was nineteen years ago so he was three!" I said "well he doesn't want to see you any more! Slutsha said "then why did me and Joe make up your nickname Slutsha then?" I asked "obviously you made that up because he loves me!"Slutsha said lighting a cigarette and taking a puff and blowing it out "well I don't like fags in my house or anywhere near my house so I would like you to extinguish that please or I will" I said politely "haha no!" she said blowing the smoke in my face so I walked to the kitchen and came back with a bucket of water because I keep buckets in my kitchen for emergencies and poured it over Sasha and put out her cigarette and shut the door! "you bitch how dare you!" I heard her shout! Before I went to my bedroom to edit mine and Zoe's video and went to bed