Chapter one

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"NOOO Tanya I'm not making a YouTube channel!!" I shouted "well then fore-fit!!" Tanya said trying not to laugh "what is it?" I asked curious, "um... you have to skate to Joes and ask if he wants a... Um..." Tanya said "a what" i said "a.. Hahahahahahahaha" "WHAT" I said "a hah blow haha job" Tanya said and burst out with a fit of laughter "a what haha?" I said "a blowjob!" she said and we both laughed forever!! "fine I'll make a YouTube channel!" I said "what shall I call it?" I asked "um Justice pfft never?" Jim said "um how about NO!" I said "what bout diamond girl?" Zoe said "aww chummy!" Louise said "I know chummy!" Zoe said back "mmmmm chummy this chummy that if you want to chummy Go somewhere else than my flat!" I said "aww poor chum.." Zoe could finish because I said "NO CHUMMING!" "any way yeah Zoe I like Diamond Girl" I typed in diamond girl and got my channel going.

NEXT DAY

"I got my camera today!" I told Tanya excitingly! "ok who got it?" Tanya asked "I did come on it's like 11:00 in the morning I'm not a slob!" I said laughing "ok I got to go bye!" "oh bye Tan!" I said ending the call. I put my iPhone 5c on to its charger speaker thing and played my music and of course Jolene by Dolly Parton came on (Jolene by Dolly Parton is my favourite song ever!) I heard a knock at my door I opened it "oh hey joe!" I said "I thought you weren't speaking to me?" I asked "no I'm not!" I burst out laughing "hahaha dat British accent dough!" "ahahah stop it like you could do any better?" joe said "haha but we're both British but dat it was sooo British!" I said tears running down my face. "aww you're crying" joe said "no I'm not it's tears of joy!" I said "ok?" "ok! wanna come in or you just gonna stand there?" I asked "um I'm just gonna stand here aren't I?" joe said "oh ok" I said shutting the door right in his face "come on justice I was joking" joe shouted but I just turned the music up because it's 5sos who doesn't?? I eventually opened the door and joe walked in "hey hey hey hey!" I said reciting the lyrics of she looks so perfect as joe walked though to the kitchen and grabbing a bag of crisps and a drink "hey do you mind you do not live here!" I said "I do now!" joe said sitting on the sofa, I sat next to him and stole a crisp "hey hey hey missy stealing crisps you could get done for that!" joe said "AHHH by who?" I asked "me!" joe shouted I got up and turned up the volume more than it was before because I feel like dancin' by All Time Low came on and I started singing! "I feel like dancin' tonight I'm gonna party like its nice and alright, doesn't matter where I don't care if people stare, I feel like dancin' tonight!" I sang "you can't sing dick 'ed!" joe shouted over the music "hey like you could do better shit face!" I shouted back so I put on let it go from frozen and started sing a duet with joe! a normal routine! a few hours later and and a lot of songs later me and joe were tired out. " what's for dinner?" joe asked "pfft I'm not making you dinner" I said "aww come on babe!" joe said. wait did joe just call me babe? I know he likes me but I never knew this much?

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