I could remove 90 percent of your beauty with a wet Kleenex.
Bozo the clown called, he wants his face paint back.
Your makeup looks like it was applied with a shotgun.
It looks like your makeup was put on by a bunch of four-year-olds learning how to finger paint.
I've seen clowns with a more natural look than that.
Some women have a natural beauty. You obviously know where you stand. [requires sarcastic tone]
Easy on the face paint there sweetie. You look like a warrior going into battle.
You know what they say about women who wear too much makeup: [pause for effect] they're fuckin' ugly.
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