DO WANT TO BUILD A LAUGH MAN

Stupid girls

The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.

That's why you shouldn't speak until you're spoken to.

If I put my dick in your mouth, will that shut you up?

Aaaaand that's why women earn 75 cents to the dollar.

I don't know why we ever let you guys vote.

Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?

You better hope you marry rich.

Did they teach you that in beauty school?

And people wonder why women have been historically oppressed...

So tell me, exactly how much semen do you have to swallow to become that stupid?

Shhh... it's time for the men to talk.

Please tell me you don't home-school your kids.

Aww, it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand.

It's a good thing you got those funbags to make up for your stupidity.

Good looks will only get you so far in life...

You're like the female version of Charlie Sheen.

Let me guess, you like The Jersey Shore, America's Next Top Model, and The Simple Life.

You do realize Paris Hilton isn't a good role model, don't you?