If You're Reading This,
Would you rather have one less foot and unlimited wifi, or both feet but no wifi what-so-ever?
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This book actually spams the f*ck out of my notifications, like, legit. I woke up this morning with 1K notifications. . . Thats 1,000 comments over night. Like, dafuq? Just wow. im not mad, i just get really scared to touch my notification button bc who knows whats hiding behind it...anywhore, thanks for reading and all and commenting. Aaaaaaand, thanks for all the birthday wishes. Aaaaaand, i kind of love you. Aaaaaand if you took the time to read this, comment "monkeys" bc then i will personally thank you for reading my bullsh*t.
Okay, bai.
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RandomIf you're reading this, I ask random questions, host games, get personal with you and secretly will stalk you in this weird, awkward, yet amazing book (#BishWhet) and all you need to do is answer ... Just bc you can. I-G-G-BYE [Random #13, Humor #1...
