One With Nature

Shut Up Dad.

I was in the midst of thinking about a snazzy username when I was called down for dinner.

"Sooo" my mother began.

Oh boy here she goes.

"Have you finished unpacking."

I looked down.

Nope.

I had done the exact opposite in fact, but it's not like I could tell my mother that, she'd look at me with a look of shame that said something along the lines of "How are you my child?"

I laugh instead.

Bad move.

"I said, have you finished unpacking?" she looked at me with a patronizing glare. "Well?"

"I-" "I HAVE!" I was cut off by my stupid yet useful brother.

"IT WAS HARD WORK BUT YA'KNOW!" he smiles and looks almost...bashful?

"I wasn't asking you" my mother says with a cold voice and an equally cold glare. "I was talking to Scotty"

"Hehehe....no" I say in a quiet voice.

We finish my mothers leftover casserole in silence. Well with the exclusion of my brothers.

I hate them.

I proceed back up the stairs when I'm caught by my father.

After restrained nagging by my mother and light chastisement by my father, I am finally able to do nothing in peace.

I walk upstairs and begin to unpack, I'm about halfway through when I think of a good Youtube username.

No.

I have to unpack.

"doubleswee"

the voice persists

"doubleswee"

"DOUBLESWEE"

"DOUBLESWEE"

"ALRIGHT ALREADY!" I yell to nothing in particular.

I get on my iPad and start a new account.

Hmmm what do I usually do and/or like?

Spongebob.

Yes, yes and rapping.

"Mmmhmm...yes" I mutter in satisfaction.

All thats left is to make a rap.

I smile. It shouldn't be too hard as I am the most talented person I know.

After about 10 minutes of writing and revising my masterpiece I'm ready.

My father walks in.

"Hey Scotty, you have school in two days remember?"

I don't respond.

"You gotta go to bed."

I laugh and odd laugh that one could easily mistake for the death of one thousand lambs.

"Uhh...I" my father sputters.

I laugh the evil laugh again.

"nyahehehe"

"I gotta go just go to bed."

He leaves.

Shut up dad...

I might as well sleep it is almost 9 at night.

I look at my newly created Youtube.

I have a feeling mom will be proud.