Eddie: you ignored me at school today
Richie: i did no such thing what are you on about
Eddie: you said hi to me and then walked away
Richie: i don't recall that being called ignoring if i say hi to you
Eddie: yeah well all you said was hi, nothing else, but you talk a shit ton to me over text
Richie: that's cause i don't know much about you eddie spaghetti, tell me about yourself then I will talk to you more in person
Eddie: wow um ok well I am short, have brown hair, a mother who is way to over protective and annoying
Richie: great description of yourself ed's, but i get you i have family issues too
Eddie: oh really?? how so
Richie: and that my friend will be saved till later
Eddie: oh we're friends now? i didn't know it was official
Richie: you bet your cute tiny ass it's official
Eddie: how do you know my ass is cute
Eddie: do you stare at my butt
Richie: only when you're not looking ;)
Eddie: gross
Richie: hey you can't blame me for staring at what your mama gave you
Eddie: uh richie
Richie: yes my cute tiny assed friend
Eddie: why is stan texting me?
Richie: that fucker didn't
Richie: he told me at school a few days ago that if i mentioned you at all he'd try and make contact with you
Eddie: oh talking about me now with your friends are we?
Richie: how could i not talk about you you're so cute!
Eddie: but haven't i already made contact with him?? you know the gc
Richie: yeah but when have we all really talked in it
Eddie: oh true
Richie: what do ya say ed's, let's get the losers club gc 2.0 active again
Eddie: 2.0?
Richie: yeah, you ben and mikey are in 2.0 with us so we gotta make it active!
Eddie: oh ok sure, what can i do to help
Richie: do me 8———————D
Eddie: shut up richie
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Fanfiction"i love you." "what was that for ed's?" "can't a guy tell his boyfriend he loves him." -all lower case letters-